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New Releases 12/21-12/27: Santa Stanza Edition

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the store
There were scant new releases, just shelves filled with Spore
As shoppers scoured the malls, looking for gifts
We raced in the Midnight Club, and perfected our drifts

With the newly released patch, we now stood a chance,
to unlock an achievement, or even advance.
With missions in Saints Row 2 that needed unlocking,
I returned to Stilwater, committing acts quite shocking,

Leaving cars demolished, and pedestrians flaming,
I nearly forget this message- Merry Christmas from Tech-Gaming!

Happy holidays to all our readers!

360
No Releases

PS3
No Releases

Wii
Fun! Fun! Minigolf – WiiWare
Tiki Towers – WiiWare

DS
Dreamer: Horse Trainer
Dreamer: Puppy Trainer
Mystery P.I. – Portrait of a Thief

PSP
No Releases

PS2
No Releases

PC
Mystery P.I. – Portrait of a Thief

DesertEagle’s Pick: As a fan of German developer Shin’en’s GBA and DS titles, Fun! Fun! Minigolf might squeeze 900 Wii points out of our pockets. The title has twenty-seven holes of miniature golf and some of the best graphics to be found on a WiiWare title.

TideGear’s Pick: ‘Tis the week for Tiki Towers! It may be darn similar to World of Goo but it also looks like it could be a lot of fun!

About Robert Allen

With over 35 years of gaming experience, Robert 'DesertEagle' Allen is Tech-Gaming's resident worrier/warrior who spends his days teaching at three colleges and his nights devoted to JRPGs.

26 comments

  1. DE, you’re a warrior and a poet!

  2. Nothing, but thanks for the poem. It was pretty funny!

  3. Merry Christmas, DE, Tidegear and all the other T-G crew!

  4. Graphics looks pretty nice on the Wiiware game.

  5. Happy Hanukkah all!

  6. Lets celebrate Jesus’s birthday by buying games, yeah dude!

  7. At least, I can save some money.

  8. Fun! Fun! Minigolf probably.

  9. Nice poetry!

  10. Thanks for the info. Funny rhymes!

  11. Cheetos- God Of Cheese

    Merry Xmas Everyone.

  12. What is Tiki Towers?

  13. Funny poem!

  14. Agreed.

    I hope you guys review it.

  15. Nothing for me this week.

  16. Well there be updates/reviews this week? If not, Happy New Year!

  17. HAHA, a Twas the night before Christmas ripoff?

  18. Don’t forgot Kwanzaa

  19. Not much at all this week.

  20. Merry Christmas, TG! Thanks for all the review and hard work!

  21. No kitten training? Only horses and dogs are trainable?

  22. I got a chuckle out of the image of hundreds of copy of Spore sitting on shelves.

  23. Hope everyone get a shit-ton of games this year.

  24. Thanks for the poem!

  25. ZOMG what is that game shown. I want!