Wrath of the Witch Queen- Bayonetta Review

As the processing power of consoles has grown exponentially, so has the graphical intricacy of our games. While faster CPUs and additional memory have brought higher resolutions, these technological advances have also increased the amount of visual data, allowing diversions to bedazzle gamers with colossal amounts of on-screen activity. Some of my most salient gaming memories emanate from those supreme tests of sprite tracking- from sorting out the imposing hordes in Smash TV to navigating Raiden’s clouds of enemy ammunition.

Twenty years later these diversions no longer generate the same sensation of chaotic bliss. Like many gamers, my ability to discern frenzied fields of activity has improved over time, requiring new amusements to reach that heightened state of mind-blowing immersion. Sega’s Bayonetta is the latest conduit for attaining that altered state of gaming consciousness.

The game’s playable prologue foreshadows some of what’s in store. Accustomed to featureless cinematic introductions, players may not even realize that they are in control as the subtitled narration commences. Within moments opponents will surround the protagonist, failing to obey the requisite rule of gaming which states that foes must politely wait their turn to attack. Like any great game, it can be debilitating at first. Gamers will inevitably focus on the visual opulence as blood erupts in crimson spurts, flowers bloom when the protagonist is hit, and ethereal guillotines behead unlucky foes. 

Just as players sort out the sexy spectacle of violence, they’ll also be garnering a taste of the title’s fluid control scheme. Bayonetta’s heroine is as sinuous as she seductive.  Whereas Kratos annihilates foes with bombastic strength, this femme fatale obliterates with erotic elegance. Each of her countless combos displays a lithe lethality- from stripper-pole spins with furious kicks to giant stiletto stomps that pulverize rivals. Coupled with purchasable skill moves, an upgradable arsenal and armaments that can be procured from fallen foes, combat remains consistently exhilarating. With the exception of the odd quick-time event embedded within a cinematic and the recycling of boss characters, skirmishes in Bayonetta are skillfully varied.

Perhaps the most awesome element in Bayonetta’s arsenal is ‘Witch Time’, which is invoked whenever the player narrowly evades an incoming attack. By waiting until the last moment to dodge, the game slows down every on-screen enemy, allowing our protagonist to deal out devastating amounts of damage. Masterfully, the skill is encouraged but never required by the game, creating a compelling risk/reward mechanic that elevates the game above its third-person peers.

While the title could have easily been yet another disposable action title, Bayonetta will maintain a player’s attention long after the game’s eighteen chapters are completed. With hidden tomes to read, achievements to accomplish, outfits to unlock, and collectibles to acquire, the disk holds an unexpected amount of depth. Clearly, this is part of the game’s design, as the game’s entertaining but often nonsensical cinematics are always skippable, encouraging additional playthroughs.

For a title as visually sumptuous as Bayonetta, players might expect the sporadic graphical foible. With the exception of a bit of screen-tear here and a hint of slowdown there, the title performs flawlessly, and humiliates its contemporary action brethren with its dazzling draw distances and frame-rate. The game’s soundtrack is equally proficient, with a beguiling title song, and a several charming retro references. 

Few single player action games are as brilliantly conceived and as consummately executed as Bayonetta. The title is one of a handful of games to truly capitalize on the promises issued by next-gen console manufacturers. With retina-searing visuals, and a delightfully deep combat system, this sexy sorceress’ adventure is so accomplished, it makes the conceptualization of a sequel nearly unimaginable. Please prove us wrong, Kamiya-san- we’d love to be bewildered and bewitched all over again.

About Robert Allen

Since being a toddler, Robert Allen has been immersed in video games, anime, and tokusatsu. Currently, his days are spent teaching at two southern California colleges. But his evenings and weekends are filled with STGs, RPGs, and action titles and well at writing for Tech-Gaming since 2007.

246 comments

  1. Is this the game that none of you guys picked last week? HA!

  2. I cant believe some of the review scores this game is getting.

  3. Loved the review, but oh that title has to go 🙂

  4. I picked this up and am almost finsihed with it. Loved nearly every minute of it.

  5. I cant see how this game gets an “A” when it’s story is total crap. I dare sometime to say it’s good.

  6. I know what you mean Desert. When I tried the demo, I couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on.

  7. About time you guys review this. I’ve had it for over a week now.

  8. I heard the witchs clothes are made of her hair. Does she ever get fully naked?

  9. Can you unlocked the Tina Fey/Sarah Palin suits? That would be awesome.

  10. Pretty amusing and expected from the Desert-E.

  11. Another A for this game? Gawd, no.

  12. It seems like very review for this game is all arty and poetic.

  13. I only played for a bit, but I love it.

  14. I heard the PS3 version is seriously fudged. True?

  15. Never liked the DMC series, so I wont be taking this trip.

  16. I bet this make this into a movie.

    And I also bet that movie will suck.

  17. Me neither at first. Stick with it, though.

  18. I saw someone said it ws the best Sega game in years. I couldn’t agree more.

  19. I’m on my second play through. Love this game. It’s balls to the wall nonstop awesomeness.

  20. It’s an action game. I don’t think the story really matters all that much.

  21. Thats a sucker bet if there ever was one.

  22. Great review. I like the way you describe a game without explaining every boring detail. Most people say things like “A” jumps “X” punches and “Y” is for your special.

  23. So you think if this was released last year it would be GOTY?

  24. It has some problems like slow load times and worse framerates, thats for sure.

  25. I might have to buy this one. I thought it might be overhyped.

  26. Ok, you’ve convinced me to try this one! I hope it kicks as much ass as you say.

  27. Wow, great review. You keep knocking them out of the park, DE.

  28. Did Tide or NOLA play the game? I’m curious as to their throughts. I would have liked a two man on this game.

  29. Yep, I need to work less and play more.

  30. I tried the demo and I don’t see why everyones panties are in a bunch over this game. It’s DMC5, people.

  31. Already hopped on the Witch train. It’s an awesome ride.

  32. Bayonetta will be my next purchase.

  33. Yep, have a good laugh on me!

  34. The story a bit hard to comprehend, but the cinemas have some really hyper-kinetic action that very amusing.

  35. Good review.

  36. Excellent review.

  37. Yep, considering most VG movies suck.

  38. How long is the game in all? On the default difficulty level?

  39. Have you played it?

    Don’t be like Christian Nutt and crap on things you’re barely played please.

  40. I probably had more fun with Bayonetta than any other action game since Batman.

  41. I cant watch to play this after hearing nothing but good things.

  42. After playing the demo, the game seems good but not that good. I can’t believe this got an “A”

  43. Very nice!

  44. I’ll be picking this up soon.

  45. More two man review would be appreciated!

  46. I’d be suprised if they wern’t working on sequel right now.

  47. I don’t think yo can call Bayonetta a ‘sorceress’. She doesn’t cast any spells.

  48. Why do they still have DMC’s puzzles in the game? They seem so out of place!

  49. I heard about 12-15 hours on Normal.

  50. Games that get an A should be classics, enjoyable years from now. I doubt anyone will want to play this is 6 months.

  51. How does she move like that, smart guy 😉

  52. Anyone questioning the review score likely hasn’t been playing the game.

  53. Are there any other playable characters?

  54. I think the ability to turn her hair in into a giant boot or a dragon constitutes a “spell,” so at the very least, she can be called a Capillumancer.

  55. I do agree, luckily there’s not too many of them.

  56. You guys and your big words. Jeez!

  57. I just looked up this term in google.

    Two results, one is yours NOLA. Good going.

  58. Just bought it right now. cant wait to play it tonight.

  59. It flashy and all, and I like the graphical style, but it seems really repetitive to me. Funny doesn’t really change all that much through the game.

  60. Creating a giant heel out your hair isn’t a spell? Please teach me how then!

  61. looks good to me

  62. Can’t wait to play this.

  63. Very over the top game. Seems quite fun.

  64. I like all the alliteration. Great review – I’m definitely going to need to check this game out, soon. Hadn’t given it much thought a week ago, but with reviews like this I can’t see not investing at least some time into it.

  65. Haven’t been able to play Bayonetta yet, but I’ve been drooling over the game since they started showing gameplay footage. Sounds like it’s one of the best games of 2009, from all the reviews, too.

  66. Really good review. Too many people are dismissing this and are missing out on a fantastic and incredibly fun game.
    Rent it and you’ll wanna buy it!

  67. Kamiya knows how to make a good action game, and Bayonetta is no exception

  68. Plays something like the Devil May Cry series in my opinion, though I don’t have a lot of experience with the later DMC games.

  69. Nice review really enjoy the demo

  70. Very interesting. I was a fan of Devil May Cry, might be interested here.

  71. Great screenname.

    I want to get this game so bad!

  72. Great review! I hadn’t really looked into this game all that much and was content to just pass it over. But this review’s making me want to give it a try. Thanks!

  73. Played the demo, I thought it was pretty good. This is another game to go on my list of things to check out.

  74. Great review. I played the demo and found it a bit ridiculous but enjoyable. Not the biggest fan of DMC but I loved Viewtiful Joe so I’m definitely down for giving this a shot.

  75. this game looks crazy. I might have to go buy this soon :/

  76. Man the more I hear about this game the more I want to pick it up.

  77. Sounds like a great game, haven’t tried the demo yet so I’ll be trying it out now.

  78. This game looks awesome, will be picking it up as soon as I can.

  79. Great review!!.I’m not a huge fan of hack and slash games but this game looks crazy fun!.This review makes me even more pissed that I have this game pre ordered from toyrus and they keep telling me they’ll get copies tomorrow,then 4 days later game will be in stock 1/10/10 now they’re telling me could be 2 weeks WTF!!!..

    I would cancel but I ordered it during the b1 get one 50% off sale and they already sent me my other game.

  80. Very nice review, being on the fence between picking up this and darksiders I may pick up this first.

  81. Good review, definitely looks promising

  82. The art in this game is absolutely amazing.

  83. Nice Review, I’m not usually a fan of hack & slash games but i’ve been enjoying the demo of this alot.
    This is a rare hack & slash game i’d be willing to pay near full price for if i could afford it.
    Like I said, Nice Review, You covered all areas well.

  84. Fun game, though had to rush through it myself since it was a rental. Will eventually want to pick it up.

  85. Looks pretty interesting

  86. Great Review Guys

  87. Nice, I’ll be picking this up soon. You can’t go wrong since this is the guy that made Devil May Cry.

  88. demo was ok

  89. Wow, that’s a lot of hair.

  90. I dunno, Bayonetta just has that charm to it. It’s like, it shouldn’t be this good, but yet it is.

  91. Lots of folks keep screaming that this is GOTY material.

  92. Great review. I want this game so bad but alas I am too poor.

  93. Nice review. I went with Darksiders instead of this, for now.

  94. This is the best action game of the year I would be willing to bet.

  95. I’m not a fan of DMC (more-or-less indifferent actually) but I’m pretty interested in this game. I think I’ll give the demo a try…

  96. tried the demo and seems like a solid game with lots of quirkiness. thanks for the review.

  97. Might have to pick this one up, only thing that shoulld’ve been noted in the review is the PS3 port’s failure 🙁 [the deciding factor in me not buying it yet]

  98. The new action game that stands among others.

  99. The one thing that scares me about this game is the nudity. I wouldn’t have a problem with it, but it looks so gratuitous and I’m not a fan of that. One time I heard someone try to justify it, “It’s because her clothes are her hair and she needs it for magic.” That doesn’t justify the nudity at all. That’s just so they the excuse for it. The game gets good reviews though, so I wouldn’t mind trying the game out to see if it’s as bad as most pictures suggest.

  100. Nice review, all I here is good things about this game, can’t wait to play it.

  101. Great review! I can’t wait to try this game!

  102. This game sounds pretty awesome. Can’t wait to play it!

  103. The game is just so over the top, I love it.

  104. Nice review! Always a fan of the DMC-esque God-of-War-like beat em’ up games, and can’t wait to try this out!

  105. Yeah, I felt the same way playing the demo. I’m much more excited for Dante’s Inferno.

  106. Great review!

  107. I might pick this game up at some point, but have to say that the trailer is so dopey I don’t know if I will. Oh, and pick me!

  108. The reviews on this game have been great. Plus, those glasses make her a hot geek woman.

  109. Looks solid, definitely going to be on my pickup list. Too bad it was gimped for the PS3.

  110. Great review. Love games like this.

  111. Mm i never thought this game would be as good as it is. I was expecting high 8’s but not 9’s.

  112. Nice review. Caught my attention on a game I was all but ignoring. This sounds like a game with legs (sorry, pun intended).

  113. I wish Sega (and whatever developers they publish) would get away from the 90s arcade look and sound of their games. Other than that good review.

  114. “Gamers will inevitably focus on the visual opulence”, indeed.
    Quite the wordsmith in this review.

  115. There is no other game like Bayonetta, for the next DMC, CAPCOM needs to bring their game up if they want to compete with bayonetta

  116. OK, I just can’t get excited for this one. It looks like a beat-em up button masher with you basic unlocks and thin story. Seems like the hype came around high-end graphics and a nearly nude chick with glasses. Really people? Someone tell me why this game really stands out.

  117. Nice, I’m glad to see some one besides Famitsu thinks this game is good

  118. I kind of through the same thing- why even have it. Buts its usually so brief and short, you have to look for it. I think she always cover in an Austin Powers way, too.

  119. I am so itching to play this game.

  120. cool game, reviews good,

  121. I’ve been dying to play this game, trying to hold out for the whole thing instead of just downloading the demo.

  122. I’m a fan of Kamiya’s games so naturally this one appeals to me too. I have played the demo and it was pretty fun.

  123. You know, thanks for running this contest. Without this contest I would not have found this site. This site has been bookmarked. Keep up the great writing!

  124. Going in to the game I thought, “Somethings wrong if you have to use nudity and flashy graphics to sell your game” The demo only partially helped things.

    Now, after playing the full version, I see why the game is getting straight A’s by reviewers. It fun and tight as hell.

  125. I can’t decide if I want to pick this up for 360 or PS3!

  126. Love the game so far, but boy, does it ramp up in difficulty fast.

  127. This game looks crazy and fun. Completely unexpected.

  128. The demo was crazy, can’t wait to play this.

  129. I loved the demo. I can’t wait to tackle the full game. Great review too!

  130. Recently tried out the demo on the 360. I was hoping this game would live up to the hype and from this review and others (plus the demo) it appears it does. Definitely looking forward to picking up this game.

  131. With all the good reviews this game is getting I’ll definitely have to check it out.

  132. When it comes to comprehending Japanese storylines, I’m pretty worthless, but during the demo I was having too much fun to care. Plus it’s the only opportunity I’ll get to be inside a gun-wielding Sara Palin. Bonus.

  133. any check out the mega64 bayonetta skit? hilarious!

  134. Loved DMC and hope this holds up to it’s reviews so far. Downloading the demo as we speak.

  135. good review, found you from CAG. post the next one up in the forums there too please. Another good review or two and I’ll have to bookmark this site!

  136. Great Review, played the demo and liked it but will probably get it in a price drop.

  137. So excited to pick this up. sweet review.

  138. I’m a sucker for slo-mo gimmicks and blood. Hell, I enjoyed BloodRayne. This would probably be right up my alley!

  139. Good review. The demo was great, and things were perfect once I realized I could change the camera speed.

  140. I was not really intersted in the game until I read your review, now I can see what all the hype is about. Great review! Cool site by the way.

  141. Would like to get this game for 360.

  142. Looks like a great game!

  143. Good Review.

  144. 360 all the way. The PS3 version has all kinds of problems.

  145. I didn’t really like the demo.

  146. Nice, review, but I think I will wait till this hits a good sale price as these types of games aren’t my thing.

  147. Loved the demo even though i didn’t finish it. would definitely want to own this game some time in the near future.

  148. I can’t wait to play this game.

  149. Loved the demo, can’t wait till I actually play the game.

  150. sweet. gonna have to picking this up!

  151. Nice review, props for the title as well. xD

  152. nice review..love the screenshots

  153. Still wondering whether this game will pull me in more than Devil May Cry ever did. I’m a little concerned about playing this one with my wife around. 🙂

  154. I tried the demo out but I seriously didn’t know wtf I was doing the whole time. The reviews are way too good for this type of game.

  155. I can’t stand screen tearing and slow down, companies need to optimize to remove this, they are being too ambitious with the now weak 360 hardware. 360 will suffer greatly in the extended console generation, if it is continually plagued by these issues, vs the ps3 versions of games.

  156. Similar to others, I tried the demo and I felt like I was overwhelmed with the number of moves available. It just felt like a button masher where I was extremely effective when I randomly smashed buttons as when I tried to do specific moves. In fact, I was more effective when I smashed buttons. I think if you like fighting-style games where your characters have a boatload of moves to memorize, this is your schtick.

  157. The only thing holding me back from buying this game is my huge backlog of other stuff… It looks amazing, nice review!

  158. Game looks fun but I think i will hold off on it until it reaches that $30 and below mark.

  159. As usual another great review. I’m still very split on this one after the demo – maybe more in the $30-40 range for me.

  160. Didn’t like the demo at first but it’s starting to grow on me, haven’t played the actual game yet but itching to try it out. Go half naked witches!!!!

  161. Very good review. Makes me want to play the game even more now 😀

  162. Nice review. Though the demo was a bit iffy for me…

  163. Dang, this game seems amazing!!!

  164. Wow, great review. Really clarifies a lot of things on the game. I was torn between this and Darksiders

  165. Thanks for the great review, it’s so weird to see a potential goty candidate come out in january though. Maybe I’ll play it in (never) once I clear some space out of my backlog.

  166. Seems awesome. I was a huge fan of Devil May Cry and God of War so this looks to be just up my alley.

  167. Played the demo. Thought it was really cool and will probably pick it up at some point.

  168. Loved the demo, great looking game!

  169. I’m downloading the demo as I type. It looks really fun. I think I need more action games in my life…

  170. The demo was really fun. This review cements my impressions from that. GET!

  171. Yeah lets go Sarah Palin being a true Maverick shootin’ all those baddies with guns all over your body and wait here a moment you can even attack with hair, whats that about?

    narutotheultimateninja@yahoo.com

  172. Love the review. Thanks for the giveaway. Bayonetta plays better on the 360, so thanks for that.

  173. Great review. I havnt played this game or even seen anyone play it but have heard great things from many people.

  174. I wish I had a bigger TV. The graphics are pretty hectic for me and it’s hard to see unless I sit really close. Else, the demo was fun, both on PS3 and 360.

  175. I only played a portion of this at a friends house, but this review seems dead on from what I played.

    Can’t wait to get my hands on a copy of this game.

  176. Best game I’ve played in 2010 so far. The year’s certainly off to a great start!

  177. game looks interesting.

  178. I hear a lot of people saying Bayonetta isn’t good, it’s repeatative, etc. Most of them have’t tried the full game. I really encourage people to try that, not the demo.

  179. I loved the demo. I really want to play this one, but I haven’t been able to justify pulling the trigger yet.

  180. This game looks really good, great review.

  181. Looking forward to trying this out, just downloaded the demo on Live.

  182. Interesting game. It definitely combines DMC elements with a unique style of gameplay which is different from Devil May Cry.

  183. Can you believe that I have never played a game of this type before? I guess this game goes into the pile with the Devil May Cry series and God of War series before it. I’m sure I will get around to playing them, since they always do sound rather fun. After I finish Mass Effect 2, maybe I should give this game a shot.

  184. Great review!

  185. Great review, great game. I’ve been playing the demo for this and I certainly can’t get enough of it. Too bad the PS3 version is so borked.

  186. Nicely done, I might pick this up after i get done with ME2

  187. Good Review. Not too sure of the flaws, as I have a ps3, but will definitely pick it up regardless.

  188. Very nice review, I enjoyed the demo a lot. Will have to give the full game a shot.

  189. Another solid review. And I must admit, that game looks damn good.

  190. I have been looking forward to this game for months – even when other sites were bashing it in theire previews (the same sites that now praise it in their reviews).

    I haven’t had a chance to pick it up yet, and probably won’t until the end of the month, but it’s nice to see it scoring well and confirming my pre-release excitement for this game. (Wow, that sounded worse than I intended…)

  191. SO now we know what Sarah Palin has been up to

  192. Well written article, I’ve been very interested in getting this game but I can’t afford ALL the games coming out this spring.

  193. Nice article. Really interested in playing this kind of game.

  194. Fantastic review! Even more reason for me to want this game with every inch of my soul, but can’t get it because I’m broke…=(

  195. CAn’t wait to play this game!

  196. tried the demo, not bad. Looking forward to it.

  197. I may have to try this game out.

  198. Played the demo and I was surprised. Your review just makes me want this game even more! Well done.

    doctorseleski@gmail.com

  199. sounds fun, but might wait til the price drops….nice review!

  200. Hey surprisingly good review.

  201. Great review, and thanks for the contest! 🙂

  202. Action games are my favorite. Great reviews are a definite plus, too

  203. It is uncontrollable how badly I want to play this game. Ugh, to be poor!

  204. I really want to play this, hope the price drops quickly. Great review!

  205. Look like a good game downloaded the demo and was mildly impressed.

  206. The demo was fun. I want to try the full game.

  207. Definitely want to play this game after seeing all the raving reviews for it.

  208. This game is over the top goodness.

  209. Looks like a great game!!

  210. This game has been my planned rental for the weekend. Hopefully I can find it with all the rave reviews it has been getting.

  211. After reading the review, I tried out the demo. The review is spot-on. Damn, I need this game real bad now.

  212. Great Review!!! Can’t wait to play the game.

  213. Ah, Mass Effect 2 comes out next week and I want this too. Guess I’m not eating next week…

  214. Nice review, this game looks epic!

  215. This game looks awesome. A fresh spin on Devil May Cry.

  216. Nice review. I really want this game now. I’ve always been a big fan of the DMC series.

  217. Seems like something I’ll have to try when I get some of my game backlog cleared out. Nice review.

  218. I popped 8 boners after reading this review. Yes, 8.

  219. I’ve heard pretty good things about this game, not just from here but from friends and other critics. I’ve been meaning to try it out!

  220. Excellent review, this game looks really incredible!

  221. Pretty cool review! I wanna get this game, but i’m upset that the ps3 conversion is done so poorly.

  222. Nice review.. I totally agree and highly recommend this game.

  223. The demo was decent, but I didn’t really “get” the gameplay for a while. Might’ve just been from everything happening in the game.

  224. Great review, I wish to try this game asap to see if meets my expectations

  225. This game looks great, hopefully I’ll get it soon…

  226. Yeah, just like the review said, there was a lot happening at first. Now that I’ve played the demo a few times, I got a better handle on it.

  227. Ive heard nothing but amazing things about this game. Def wanna pick it up soon.

  228. I really enjoyed the demo. The game revels in its ridiculousness.

  229. This game looks like a better DMC with a more interesting main character

  230. I loved the demo, and the quirky music works somehow!

  231. “Whereas Kratos annihilates foes with bombastic strength, this femme fatale obliterates with erotic elegance.”

    I read this line twice…and then I re-read it again.

    great line.

    hahahaha!

  232. So does Bayonetta ever get fully naked?

  233. Sweet Review! Hoping to bring the witch home soon.

  234. I’ve played through the 360 demo a good four times now just trying out different things to see what happens. The game is so over the top that you can’t help but laugh the whole way through. Definitely going to pick this up at the $30-40 price.

  235. No, she doesn’t. That pic of her being covered up is as far as you get to seeing bayonetta nude.

    Someone’s gotta be the bearer of bad news…

  236. This game looks…saaaaa-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

  237. Finally another true DMC like game.

  238. Saw your post on cag. Nice review. The game is awesome.

  239. It looks awesome!!!

  240. I actually like the title of the review^^

    Oh and I guess the game looks pretty cool to :-p.

  241. The combat looks really awesome. Great review.

  242. Great review. Loved the last pic. 😉

  243. The freaking combos look SIIIIICK.

  244. Can’t wait to play this game. It keeps looking better and better.