‘Oo iz ‘da stupid ‘umie responsible for dis krappy port? ‘Oo iz ‘da stupid ‘umie responsible for dis krappy port? For the past 35 years, Warhammer 40,000 has imagined a persistently grim future. It’s a ...
Read More »Persona 5 Royal (PC) review
The Phantom Thieves Are Back and Looking Elegant on PC With a slew of sequels and spin-offs across its twenty-six-year legacy, the Persona series remains remarkably relevant. Much of this vitality is rooted in the franchise’s ability ...
Read More »Terror of Hemasaurus review
When it comes to the joys of wanton destruction and acerbic humor, Terror of Hemasaurus has few rivals. I never outgrew digital demolition. As an angsty kid, Bally-Midway’s Rampage was one of my favorite arcade ...
Read More »Atari Mania mini-review
Wario, Where? The average life expectancy of a brand is about twenty years. Despite a succession of severe struggles, Atari remains intact a full half-century from its inception. To help commemorate this milestone, Montreal-based developer ...
Read More »New Releases: October 20th-26th, 2022
This week, things get upsetting with Yomawari: Lost in the Dark’s peculiar forest and two titles priced at the ninety- and hundred-dollar mark. Fortunately, not everything is so damn expensive, with Pure-hearted Gyaru and the ...
Read More »Potionomics review
Pity the shopkeeper with the deep debt, who spends her days scrambling for resources instead of enjoying the delights of romance. It’s not uncommon for role-playing characters to guzzle entire inventories of elixirs during their ...
Read More »The Battle of Polytopia review
Looking to occupy an entire landmass on your lunch break? The Battle of Polytopia provides many of the essentials of a 4X strategy game, while eschewing some of the time-consuming nuances. Civilization VI is a ...
Read More »New Releases: October 13th-19th, 2022
This week, Crash Bandicoot leaps onto Steam, Tiger Woods and Michael Jordon tee off in PGA Tour 2K23, while a roster of 40 Nickelodeon notables race their way onto consoles and PC. If these familiar ...
Read More »No More Heroes III review
Filled with a roster of batshit crazy character, feverish action, and a dubiously health obsession with Takashi Miike, No More Heroes III lands on PC. Expect all the satire of the Switch version, only without ...
Read More »Kamiwaza: Way of the Thief review
The life of a Feudal-era thief isn’t that easy in Kamiwaza: Way of the Thief. Sure, there are the semi-vigilant guards posted about. But the real struggle is not growing aggravated in a title that ...
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